Ya, I know, you're like "Kevin, she was on The O.C. Duh." But why is someone that is on a fake show about life in Orange County so famous? We all know why they're famous . . .
The "Real" O.C. Don't even talk to me about Kristin Cavalleri. Bitch.
Clearly, Lauren and Heidi are awesome, but how come the fuckin' losers they date automatically become tabloid-worthy.
"Heidi, you can do so much better, girlfriend."
And this fuckin' guy. There was a whole article in one of these magazines about Jason's battles with alcoholism. Who the fuck could possibly care?!?! He was a minor character in a "reality" show and the star broke up with him because he's crazy. How interesting could his stint in rehab really be, I mean, he's not Li-Lo.
And you know, I don't understand the people that read these magazines. 51% of the readers of People said that K-Fed should get sole custody of the children. WTF? Britney's a good mom. The children are well-fed with ice cream and Doritos. Heck, she even took her 22 month old son to get teeth whitening. Is that a loving parent or what?
And Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I heard that Ashley is pissed off and protesting the fact that Mary-Kate always get top billing so she ate a rice cake. And it wasn't even low carb.
I know they're too old to do movies for little kids anymore, so I guess now they're going to be starring in a zombie movie.
Whoever the fuck does their eye make-up should be in the corner for Evander Holyfield's next fight.
It's probably the same person that does his . . .
Oh, and this . . .
What a sweet picture of their TV dad and Uncle Jesse. Oh, and look at Michael Bolton, his plugs are really taking.
