Ya, I know, you're like "Kevin, she was on The O.C. Duh." But why is someone that is on a fake show about life in Orange County so famous? We all know why they're famous . . .
The "Real" O.C. Don't even talk to me about Kristin Cavalleri. Bitch.
Clearly, Lauren and Heidi are awesome, but how come the fuckin' losers they date automatically become tabloid-worthy.
"Heidi, you can do so much better, girlfriend."
And this fuckin' guy. There was a whole article in one of these magazines about Jason's battles with alcoholism. Who the fuck could possibly care?!?! He was a minor character in a "reality" show and the star broke up with him because he's crazy. How interesting could his stint in rehab really be, I mean, he's not Li-Lo.
And you know, I don't understand the people that read these magazines. 51% of the readers of People said that K-Fed should get sole custody of the children. WTF? Britney's a good mom. The children are well-fed with ice cream and Doritos. Heck, she even took her 22 month old son to get teeth whitening. Is that a loving parent or what?
And Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I heard that Ashley is pissed off and protesting the fact that Mary-Kate always get top billing so she ate a rice cake. And it wasn't even low carb.
I know they're too old to do movies for little kids anymore, so I guess now they're going to be starring in a zombie movie.
Whoever the fuck does their eye make-up should be in the corner for Evander Holyfield's next fight.
It's probably the same person that does his . . .
Oh, and this . . .
What a sweet picture of their TV dad and Uncle Jesse. Oh, and look at Michael Bolton, his plugs are really taking.
2 comments:
WTF, Whitney Port is the best real O.C. girl. She tweets weekly pictures of herself if bikinis and slutty clothes. Have you read LC's tweets? No one cares what she thinks about social issues.
Her show was such a disappointment.
Regardless, Team Whitney!
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